It’s actually made of Wensleydale.

A lot of holes in that theory.

I assume it’s Swiss, on account of all the cheese 

Pretty deceptive frames, the 2008 “Coppola Restoration” did NOT give you milky grey frames with the brightness super boosted. Go back and look at the frame grabs in 2008 reviews, they sure as hell didn’t look like this. That shot of Brando in the study? Give me a break. Someone is purposely trying to make the transfer…

I don’t think hitting a paparazzo should be a crime.

I suspect the real reason Agnes kept Armstrong on is because she knows about Armstrong's mother.

My complaint is there aren’t nearly enough people stepping in horse shit, being run over by carriages, and coughing from bronchitis. C+

I thought it was supposed to say: Here these people are, screeching constantly about the right people and the right rooms and the right parties so that, while the most seminal event of the time is going on around them, they are sitting apart, in the dark, alone. They’ve exclusive-ed themselves out of the progress and l…

When I saw “tiered pricing” I thought it would be that better seats would be more expensive.

Classy statement on Benedict Cumberbatch’s part. I wish all rebukes could be this eloquent.

AWKWARD!!

He has to learn to whine for three paragraphs that every joke wasn’t sufficiently anti-Trump.

Should forever now be “sideways hanging meatballs”

Also, Thaniel Block killing himself by accidentally firing into a cast-iron skillet hanging on the wall of his AirBnB is a Coen Brothers worthy gag.

i can’t believe ‘get in the fucking water or little debbie gets it again!’ didn’t make the stray observations list. out of that entire beach sequence (and possibly the episode) i laughed the most at that line.

Yep, just watched it the other day with the kids again. It’s a lot of fun and really needs to be much better appreciated.  

I wouldn’t say looks “nothing” like him, but I think he embodies Elvis in a teen idol way, it works for me.

“it’s got teens losing their minds when he does one suggestive thing,”

So we won’t get to see the Dark Knight hang dong?

I feel like the trailers, when they come out, should feature a disclaimer: