Helping to soothe the sting of Josh and Benny Safdie’s incredible Uncut Gems....

Call me old fashioned, but I prefer my jacked man-fish to be of flesh and blood. 

Kids: Don’t buy drugs. Become a rockstar like Ozzy Osbourne and people give them to you for free.

No, INCEL fit perfectly. Go look at his photo. He looks like Post Malone without face tattoos.

Anyone else take these pills because the porcelain gets so cold during Winter?

I am going to go with yes.

I need clarification. Do dragons have (like cows) a rumen,a reticulum, an omasum (or manyplies as you guys may be more familiar) and an abomasum or true stomach? Was the bagpipe stuck in the large colon of the dragon because she ate a Scott playing his bagpipe..........and frankly, who would blame her?

Well a Happy Early April 2nd Birthday to you in case we all forget and remember, now that you will be old enough to vote, please do and tell your friends.

Has it occurred to this pathetic and inveterate incel that one of the big reasons his wife is divorcing him is his ineptness at sword play on the field between the sheets?

I don’t want to come off as contrarian or partisan, but there is a certain Sundowning Shitgibbon, Screaming Carrot Demon, CheetoJesus, Fuckface Von Clownstick in the White House who could also be clarifying a few of his goals as president besides going all FUBAR on America.

Yeesh, I live in LA and have never heard of Aimee Semple McPherson. But I have passed the temple after Googling. It looked kind of mondern, I had no idea it stretched back to the 1920s

I thought the first season of The New Pope was the damndest thing HBO has ever aired. Every episode was stunning visually, the “place intrigue” delicious and Jude Law flawless.

I was getting serious True Detective vibes (1st and 3rd to be precise) and that is not a bad thing. But I have been there and not all that ready for another. But then the twists started that otherwise might have been huge “events” spread out over numerous episodes for most any series in such rapid succession, the…

“FIDELITY”

Time to drop a helicopter on this guy stat. 

“Udderly Delightful and Moving”

I have the same problem with boobs.

There should just be differently scheduled cast days for arrest:

I would allow the next rover to be called AlienJesus.