STAR WARS Episode XXI: You’re Doing It All Wrong And Here’s Why

I was more taken aback seeing the Orion Pictures logo. For a second I thought I smelled toast and my life was flashing before my eyes.

I didn’t see the first one. Probably won’t see the second. But I will go see the musical version on Broadway.

Let this be a lesson. Never floss with your friend’s penis. 

I have seen the “Being Alive” Adam Driver sings a show tune from A Marriage Story on a couple of best scenes lists.

Fun Fact: If you would have bought stock in Netflix when first issued in 2002 you would be enjoying right now a 31,260% return on your investment.

Did kind of feel like work didn’t it? And the “tragedy” at the end of this season finale was so poorly directed draining it of any emotional heft was a disservice to dead Rogers everywhere. This entire series feels like it just unspools, so bereft of any talent in sustaining a narrative drive in spite of some amazing…

For something that was supposed to be terrifying, tragic and sad that was just about as bad of direction in the death of Roger that could possibly have been shot. It had no weight, no sense of loss, no conveyance of the cold, not any sense of dread or terror, never mind the terrible light effect upending the murder…

NETFLIX:  Now with more boobs and throat stabbings! 

Hmmm, That’s not how I remember it all.  We had a PO Box.

I had to go elsewhere to look at the trailer, to a place that NEVER asks me if I’ve whitelisted.

This looks like a film Barbara Stanwyck** would have starred in and knocked out of the park.

You know, just a thought. The sooner you quit acting like a cunt, despised by everyone here, maybe people will quit calling you a cunt.

Embrace the AV Club traditions. Hold them close to your bosom. You never know, the plug could be pulled any day now. Then the traditions and memories will be all the good we have.

Hence why “humanized” was in italics

Not only that, when you write the letters in reverse order it’s the same word!

Besides being Rudy Giuliani, I can’t think of a worse job at the moment than the head of publicity at Fremantle.

Finally! They took my jacked ass off of that site! I couldn’t even go to the grocery store without being hassled....

She needs to chill and watch an old movie with a good friend.

Pixar! The title was right there!