Editor of Guardian : What are you working on today?

THAT WAS SO GODDAMN ANNOYING!

What a fine idea. And yeah, the Coens do have a knack for memorable faces and voices.

Does Santa Clarita Diet count? I was very fond of Mr. Ball Legs

He is the perfect Trumpian award show host.

Video isn’t working from me but I hope they do confirm that Oaken and the guy in the sauna with the kids is his lover.

“Do not underestimate the Kardashians. As vulgar as they may be....As I always say, the poet must not close his eyes, must not avert them,”

Ahh, the Robby Benson, Valerie Bertinelli, Scott Baio, Kristy McNichol Once Upon A Time in Glendale epic we never knew we wanted.

I guess now we know where Ernie went

I accidentally read Myles McNutt’s review first and thought once I realized the additional review, well how expert could it be? And then as if in a wormhole I got so sucked into a Philip Pullman whirlpool by his disappointment in Lyra’s motivation (or lack there of), the inert transition to the other world and early …

The fleshing out of Veidt’s world has to be the most compelling and disturbing fun I have had in some time with any series. My mind scans the props full of turn of the century antiques and cobbled together steampunk apparatus. Harvesting fetuses (notice none were blue....) out of lobster traps and putting them in a…

These are too recent to cause much wonder. Now for those of us here that were alive in 1910s, let me tell you when socialite Virginie Gautreau posed for John Singer Sargent in that black dress, or when that comely Evelyn Nesbit told her coked out husband, Harry Thaw, that burly red headed superstar architect hit on…

Whoa! A seven year call back!

Well they shouldn’t have had  a snake on set that subsists solely on douchebags.

I don’t know......he wasn’t on our flight.

I have a Vanna White story. So I was flying from LA to Dallas and she was in the seat next to me. So we make small talk, she sees I’m reading a book she had just finished and did the whole “oh wait until you get to the part.....”. Anyway the plane is just about finished boarding an in walks Rush Limbaugh. We both make…

So really I’d better scurry, beautiful, please don’t hurry
Maybe just a half a drink more, put some records on while I pour

<<<<<<<<<<< sniffles >>>>>>>>>>>>

I’m a different generation so I’m holding out for Green Acres and Gilligan’s Island.

But who will lite her candle?