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AV Club: So Paula, how do you reconcile Trump raw-dogging a porn star and a Playboy Bunny while his wife, a former escort & bogus architect and design student, was pregnant with their son, insulting Gold Star families, vilifying people of color, putting children seeking asylum in cages, making fun of the disabled,…

“....and I need funding to continue it.” But Lisa, his next line was something like “Now which of you will stand in my way!” I dunno, I thought that showed a promising cockiness.

Well who here hasn’t kissed a bear at least once?

Are there several time lines at work here or am I overthinking? Veidt started off with one candle on his cake, then two, and tonight had three. And he is oddly trapped in a steamp-punk aesthetic that is like a call back to ROCKETEER—is it set in the same time period or is it the late 80s early 90s when that was a…

I have my papal jogging suit pressed and ready. What? You guys don’t have a papal jogging suit?

Watch EYES WIDE SHUT.   It’s all there man,  it is all there.  Kubrick knew.

It has always been one of the more interesting conspiracy theories I have read about. That the US was in such an isolationist mode with American “heroes” like Lindberg campaigning virulently on not getting involved. That FDR recognized the threat that was Nazi Germany and the wholesale destruction of Europe it would…

Yeah sure, Mike picks Jade Helm, about the only error American Patriots got wrong. But what about the ones they got right?

Gucci Gaga Googoo

Is it safe?

Don’t mind me,  I’m just here for the Deadspin flogging. Fascinating stuff.

Ahh the old Netflix magic trick.

Honestly, weeks ago I figured the ending of this series would likely borrow from Scorsese’s CASINO, and his lament that Vegas lost its glamour to tour buses of (ahem) sweat suit wearing mid-westerners, carnival, gimmick and an utter disregard of a class that once defined Las Vegas, or at least the Las Vegas…

Okay, somebody had to post it.  Might as well be the blue guy.

I like this here Ryan Reynolds feller. He’s got moxie.

This would have never happened with the Winklevoss twins.  Or at the very least they wouldn’t have looked so goddamn alien.

Are shirtless, soapy car washes the new Top Gun beach volleyball? Why wasn’t I told!

Do you have to have watched Parts 1-8 to enjoy 9?

Full confession. I was a tad lost but fortunately a few internets got most of my questions answered ......... sort of.