Did Selina actually say tri-racial twat? Is it okay to laugh?

“Following her miscarriage and while her cervix permitted access, an accomplice had inserted into her womb the claws and body of a cat, and the head of a rabbit”

Aren’t all movies arguably “unreal”?

Do you know I joined The AV Club because of Paul Rudd? I can’t recall what the subject was or maybe it was just one of those random AV Club topics well before the Kinjapocalypse. But I was surfing the internet, found AV Club and there was this really long thread about straight guys weighing in that if they were ever…

I predict BIG THINGS for Miss Jolie, BIG THINGS!

I can’t remember if the sequels were forgettable..........  

I am now totally convinced that Julia Louis-Dreyfus has a portrait of herself in an attic that is decomposing in real time while she remains near immortal in her appearance, comic timing, energy and delivery.

Yikes, I almost forgot the near whiplash this show goes for in delivering pitch black humor and seriously unexpected violence.

It’s been tough but now with Jesus as my agent, I get work all the time from these so-called Christians who are only pro-birth but once born, it’s “get off my lawn” or “keep your damn legs crossed Jezebel”!

For every Nazi moderated a Trump loses it’s wings

What happens on Melrose, stays on Melrose

where he’s startled to discover there’s a woman under the table offering blowjobs to any guy who sits down , sight unseen.....and snorts a line of live ants and laps up his own urine.........

OH THIS IS GOING TO OFFEND SOMEONE HERE ON AV CLUB!

“I’ll have what she’s having”

Honestly, and I think everyone would agree, the only 100% fully successful moment on this week’s SNL was Idris Elba’s green suit

John Stossel and David Schultz did it first. I thought Jost and Strowman were going to get a room

Yikes,  Johnny Depp slam out of nowhere! 

And Sam you are looking like a used Q-Tip

TOILET DEATH EJECTOR I have not laughed at a skit as loud in months.