I have reported you and will continue to report you until you are no longer able to impersonate another member on the Gizmodo Universe.

Bullshit. You know goddamn well what you are doing. To deny that your username and avatar is a direct lift of my 7 years on AV Club is preposterous. Further your politics, intelligence, and lack of compassion on social and political issues is an affront. I will stalk and harass until you change..........sorry. Two…

Impersonating someone on boards is not entertaining

Why are you impersonating me? I am asking you to stop.

Thank you for that. I really appreciate it.

I will smite them, duh!

Stop impersonating me

You piece of shit. Quit impersonating me

Quit impersonating me and posting fvcked up comments/ DO NOT FUCK WITH ME ON THIS

THERE IS AN IMPERSONATOR OF ME ON SPLINTER

STOP THIS

QUIT IMPERSONATING ME

QUIT IMPERSONATING ME YOU PIECE OF SHIT

WHO THE FVCK ARE YOU IMPERSONATING ME?

HEY YOU FVCKING CVNT YOU ARE NOT ME

There can never be too many blue dongs!

Seeing his sex scene in 3-D will be worse than the shower scene in PSYCHO

He is making me hate that I loved Galaxy Quest.

...It will be surreal. A giant french fry will drop from the sky onto Westeros as a pink fleshy hand closes a book and a booming voice solemnly states:

• A judge walks out of his chambers laughing his head off. A colleague approaches him and asks why he is laughing. “I just heard the funniest joke in the world!” “Well, go ahead, tell me!” says the other judge. “I can’t – I just gave someone ten years for it!”