Goddamn right William. We demand 8 year old children be used as floss for our T-Rex!

I know what those words mean individually but strung together like that I am coming up blank both in meaning and concept.

Presenting the award for Best Actress is last year’s Best Actor winner, Casey Affleck

any Taco Bell’s death diminishes me, because I am involved in mankind, and therefore never send to know for whom the bells tolls; it tolls for thee.”

Great, now I have purple fuzz stuck all over my prostate

Not mentioned is all the wait staff look like Tormund Giantsbane.

IS THIS FUCKING FINALLY ROGER DEAKINS’ YEAR ACADEMY?

Well fuck you too Guillermo! The ship may have been “a cliche” but it’s certainly a better ride than your Avalon.

We have that already and it’s called Donald Trump.

Is it not amazing how Garrett Hedlund has matured into a real actor? He was quite excellent in Mudbound. Honestly, I never thought he was going to grow any more than looking great in Tron tights exhibiting impressive curves..........but here we are.

Incompetent, corrupt, poorly trained, intellectually challenged, trigger-happy officers of the law aren’t as funny as they were 17 years ago.

You guys should have been there! So much Republican glamour!

$8.97 per ticket!

Yes but they were HOUSTON crickets so they tasted like oily flood waters

“Abrams is shopping around a script for a sci-fi drama about a family that gets transported to “another land” and joins in on some other world’s “battle against a monstrous, oppressive force.”

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The day after Manning filed her candidacy, Showtime announced that later this year it would air a documentary called “XY Chelsea” that follows her release from prison.

Great column Tom, I hope you noticed we expressed our disappointment that none of your pieces were included in the years round up of the best AV Club offered.

I like the red very much but who is the State Farm agent?

OLD MAN YELLS AT CLOUDS