Well excuse me Missy Katharine Trendacosta but you’re no great shakes either. Everyone hates you at I09 and Gizmodo, they think you something of a hack even Rotten Tomatoes doesn’t count your opinion  and worse rumor has it you smell like microwaved fish sticks.

::::::::: removes Glitch from VIP list :::::::

Alien Jesus would like to announce Rent-A-Savior:

RIP Olaf............

Well Jim Beam should be scared. The GOP has annihilated corporations across America with their boycotts. Take a look at the list of recent victims of their targets, mere husks of their former selves.

“Ed Gillespie worked hard but did not embrace me or what I stand for.”

Oliver darling, Mr. O’Neal has never been fashionable. His words are useless! Gobble-gobble-gobble-gobble-gobble! Too much of it, darling, too much! That is why you are here! Now we must talk about the hair. It’s a conspiracy......!

I’m on my break.

I guess we are way past the point of a mea culpa, finding Jesus, and guest hosting with Rick Warren amirite?

Great! 280 characters will certainly be enough for Trump to start WWIII

I think we can all learn from this and chalk it up to youthful indiscretion.

“Harvey Weinstein residuals”

FINE! Does that mean everyone who posts here at AV Club are automatically granted VIP entrance to Disneyland and get a walk-on role on the next Thor movie? No?

I fully expect to see an AP Wirephoto with Trump holding the chopsticks above his head like antennae joking he gets “better reception”.

Picture the reboot with your favorite Disney characters!

• Kevin Costner?

No kids! We prefer taking reservations not until you hit 50. There is beauty in the world, it takes time.

So, I’m trying to look at some positives here and know that those people are with the Lord now and experiencing eternity and no more suffering, no more sadness anymore.