The first sequel is underrated 

WHAT is up with this forward-leaning motherfucker. That’s, like, a Michael Jackson angle.

through all of that it’s taught me how to be a Wizard

One of the reasons I really love John Mulaney’s “horse in a hospital” bits is that it’s one of the few takes I’ve seen that’s really captured both the absurdity, and our collective shrugging acceptance of said absurdity, of Trump’s presidency. I particularly like his response to Trump voters (“the people who opened…

Phillip and Elizabeth Jennings left a hydrogen bomb’s worth of collateral damage in their path: Henry and Paige are ruined (how the hell is Paige even supposed to survive a few weeks without getting picked up), Stan’s life is probably end drowning in a bottle or eating a bullet, and Oleg is probably still too far away…

Freakishly healthy if you don’t count the fact that Mbah a Moute — who averaged 25 minutes a game during the regular season and is a guy they count on to guard KD — has a dislocated shoulder.

“Oh yes. ”

The president’s remarks come just two weeks after he whipped the crowd at the National Rifle Association’s annual conference into a rabid frenzy by promising, among other things, to focus on mental health, and not access to guns, in response to school shootings.

Golden State checked him just fine after his flurry in the opening minutes, generously accommodating the Rockets’ desire to match him up with Steph Curry

I wonder what this movie would look like if Aidy Bryant was the lead and Amy Schumer was the best friend. A lot more interesting I’d imagine.

Reminder: This is the asshole in Iowa who has miniature Confederate flags on his desk. Iowa was on the side of the Union during the Civil War. Displaying that flag alone as a Union state member signals out and out racism, not Southern Pride. Especially if you were born and raised in Iowa your entire life. Not even…

Vote vote vote vote vote. Vote in every local election. Vote every time they crack the door to the polling place. Fucking VOTE.

And the cyber. There need to be cyber commercials. And commercial cybers.

perhaps if he had rapped his message?

I bet Clint Eastwood threw his copy straight in the trash.

The comments at FoxNews.com on this are kind of hilarious tbh.

And it will get teachers killed. When the SWAT Team shows up and there’s now not only one shooter but several all firing in different directions and no one can tell the “bad guy with a gun” from the “good guy wth a gun”. It’s insanely stupid.

“Background checks are gonna be very strong. We need that. And after we do that, when we see this trouble, we have to nab ‘em. You know, years ago we had mental hospitals, mental institutions, we had a lot of them, and a lot of them have closed.”

Fuuuuuuuuck. This. THIS is why I’ve been terrified of the ‘this is a…