I hate myself for laughing at this, but laugh I did. Well done, sir/madam, well done.

Last night I had a dream that Garibaldi from Babylon 5 was in charge of a Whitestar vessel and ended up on Deep Space Nine. It was odd, even to me in my dream, but hearing Captain Sisko welcome “Mr. Garibaldi” was undeniably cool.

...This anecdote really isn’t relevant to this article, I just felt like sharing it…

If by “inside the Earth” you mean atop the Earth, where other people reside, then Jean-Paul Sartre would have your back.

But, uh, you probably didn’t mean that....

Please show this on live TV....

So you’re — or rather, they’re — telling me I’m fucked for liking older women (I’m 34....)

“The number of female donors to federal candidates and committees has skyrocketed by roughly 284 percent so far in the 2017-18 election cycle compared with this time in the 2015-16 cycle.”

Mike Pence’s predecessor, Mitch Daniels, is now the President of Purdue. I graduated from Purdue in 2006, and while I rather enjoyed my time there, I have no illusions about where it stands among most other colleges in the nation (especially the other Big Ten colleges that actually have money for more than one or two…

Not only that, but the former governor, Mitch Daniels, is currently the president of Purdue. (I’m a Purdue grad and I grew up in Indiana, but there’s a reason I got the hell out of there the instant I graduated....)

Thank you. So often, the kids don’t want to be removed — despite everything, this is still home to them — but over time at the shelter, as we slowly (and very, very patiently) demonstrate to them that we will never retaliate in the way they’re used to when they act up, even violently, they begin to grow more…

I worked at a shelter for children who have been removed from their homes due to abuse and neglect for five years, and damn near every kid there eventually told us things that had happened to them that weren’t in any of the reports (mostly sexual abuses). Working there has invariably skewed my views, to the point…

There’s no room here in Austin for a new stadium, if that’s what he’s planning on happening. Like, maybe in Round Rock, but good luck getting fans up there. And bitching about the traffic is already an Austin pastime, so adding more of it downtown will be super popular....

“Take This Waltz” hit so close to home for me in regards to how the longest relationship of my life ended that it actually freaked me out a little. I’ve long figured that Sarah Polley was indeed an incredibly intelligent and intuitive person, and reading this perfectly laid out essay only confirmed it. Bravo to her.

Good goddamn, this is gold.

Uh... go Eagles?

(Seriously, Jerry, doubly fuck you for making me type that.)

I always figured that Mother and Ash were operating perfectly — it was their human programmers who told them to go all murderbot if need be.

Every time this happens (yeah, I know, frequently), I often point out that the smartest thing to do if you find yourself in an active shooter situation is run. Just fucking run and get the hell out of there. And every time some keyboard warrior tells me all about how they would totally stay and shoot back (which is…

Don’t know if this was the intent of the headline pic or not, but my two cats have done wonders to ease my loneliness when I’m at home.

To be fair, I think it’s better to be honest upfront. I’m in a poly relationship (it was my girlfriend’s idea, as she had two other guys she was having fun with when we started dating; and I was open to it, even though I’ve never had any experience with it beforehand). But anyway, after an interaction with a friend…

I still have a modicum of faith that the generals would basically tell Trump to go fuck himself if he tried to launch a preemptive war against North Korea or Iran. This might be the only time I firmly believe military men will say no to war....

I’ll send thoughts and prayers.