This is why not one single country in the developed world has a libertarian government.

Damn, at least the MLB: The Show series makes it pretty easy to earn the in-game tokens through playing instead of paying.

Looks like the Kipple from the woefully underrated Blade Runner PC game.

Can we all just take a moment and smile at the fact that the Patriots currently have the worst record in the NFL?

At least the current comics haven’t forgotten this ethos.

I literally LOL’d at the “hedge funds” line.

I would love to see a John Stewart Green Lantern pop up in Justice League.

In my opinion, Star Trek isn’t flush with all that many compelling interpersonal conflicts, especially not with regards to villains.

UT has recently undergone a pretty significant change of leadership, including president and chancellor. So far, as an Austin resident, I’m quite pleased with the moves that Fenves and legit badass McRaven have made. Glad to see a clear, unambiguous statement as well.

Chuck Tingle Highway. It’s long past time that this amazing American gets his just due.

Until they all start turning on each other to save their own skins from lengthy prison sentences and I can smile while listening to this song, it seems like small potatoes to me.

“I’m sorry to hear that your mom didn’t make it. I know this will be a difficult thing for you to consider, but I want you to think about why your mom battled cancer three times. Please read the information in the link I posted if you haven’t already. The American Cancer Society says that chemotherapy can cause more…

Slightly OT, but the phrase “(Person) showed his ass” to denote a moment of stupidity always makes me giggle. I am a child.

Between this and Paul Dini’s Dark Night: A True Batman Story, I think I’m developing a profound love of DC graphic novels telling stories “inspired by” their heroes.

As a Cubs fan, I’ve found myself rooting for the Indians this year. As thrilled as I was about the 2016 World Series, a part of me felt bad about how terrible it must have been for Cleveland fans (insert joke here about them being used to it). Now that I’ve lived to see the Cubs actually win the World Series, I hope…

It’s not just fantasy — every foreign accent is Hollywood is made into a British accent. Hell, all the fucking Russians in Enemy At the Gates had British accents.

1.) Pretend the last season of the show never happened.
2.) Pretend the last year or two of Roseanne’s real life never happened.

—Conservatives: “Why should my hard-earned money go to support lazy bums on welfare/illegals/sick people? In AMERICA, we base these things on merit!”

—Also conservatives: “Who cares that this man worked hard, got an education, and is far better suited to have this job than I am? I was born here, and that alone means I…

Can’t Mel and Sue be there too? Actually, can’t they just host my life?

This book is of course the most cynical of ploys, but if it actually does signal a crack in the dam of blind Republican support for Trump, I’ll take it.