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Next week: Doug and his Aston take the black and venture north of the wall.

You know nothing, DeMuro.

Nose to tail, buddy. Nose to tail.

drive an S2000 year round in Alaska. yep: Nokian Haakepelittas on it, and no problem. did 100+ on my way home last night!

What kind of warranty do you get with a polar bear?

It is with heavy heart that the editors of Jalponik must announce the passing of one of our finest and best-beloved writers, Doug DeMuro. Tragically but predictably, the Lucas turboencabulator in his Aston Martin abruptly failed when he was negotiating one of the highest and most deserted passes in the Vermont scenic

Now for a hard question. Given the choice, M2 or Focus RS? Money not being in the equation.

Ah.. the Audi Someroads. A rare car

...you know what? This car was owned by Jon Voight.
Ah! See? I told ya.
Except Jon is spelled with an H. J-O-H-N.
So?
Doesn’t Jon Voight spell his name J-O-N?
So, what are you saying?
Nothing. I’m sure “Jon” probably mispelled his own name. I know sometimes I spell Jerry with a G...and an I!

The stig hanged up on the clothes rack! Ha!

Then he steps out of the car and gives this look:

really underrated cartoon. So many good quotes nobody would get.

That’s literally one of my complaints.

So, I just got a message from a guy who says he works at GKN:

I say this as a Ford fan, I’m not one that thinks they make bad cars at all, if I was in the market, I’d probably get the ford just because I love the blue oval so much. That being said, the STI’s drive train and AWD system are much simpler and going to be cheaper to fix when the car gets long in the tooth. If you

Probably on his way to a Fiesta.

There are people who would pay good money for camber like that.

Uber should add an UberWRX option.

It may be an odd question, but I’ve come across a whole line of intriguing Tokyo Auto Salon cars in a gallery on Autocar that demand further info, but of which there’s none to be had. Can you investigate, or does anyone know more about this lot of odd?