Doug driving the hellcat

That was close.

“I POOPED MY PANTS...BUT AM NOT WEARING ANY PANTS!”

No excuse now for drunk driving! You can just walk your sorry ass home with your car following you. Silicon valley walk of shame!

I cant wait for that drunk walk home with my car tailing me through my neighbors back yards

Low hanging fruit time!

Next up, “autonomous drive-by shootings”.

That train has already left the station. You can still get a clean 240z for less than $10k. That won’t last.

Best investment is a $1000 beater. Drive it for a year, and its still a $1000 beater.

This car is best investment

Gah..... This damn car has me questioning my life choices that have led to me being a particularly broke 24 year old with a burning (yet insatiable) desire to hoon the living fuck out of this car... Cruel, cruel world we live in...

This explains nothing. not disappointed.

Ordered, and “patiently” waiting.

You can’t one the lotto, it costs two.

A comprehensive list of architects you probably have heard of:

Guy from Lexus - Getting photographic proof that BMW’s in fact do have rear view mirrors and turn signal stalks.

Hey boss, these guys have a Hellcat in a Jeep, should we do a Hellcat too?