i sure as shit know alanis hasnt before spewing articles like these

This is going to get a ton of crap for “Land Rover owners won’t actually use this!”, but I think it’s perfectly designed for Land Rover owners.

Seconded.

Why is there a Lexus badge stuck to the right side of the dash?

a) Sorry ZoomZoomVen, I’ll take the bait

b) I didn’t vote for him

c) Not every article dealing with national security has to be about the President

d) Not every piece of Pol/Mil reporting has to be about the President

e) Not every piece of modern journalism has to be a doom-and-gloom the President is going to ruin the…

Let’s not throw stones. Who among us hasn’t overcooked it in that exact tunnel multiple times?

What really happened was the Mustang saw a microlight being piloted just above the airstrip. Thankfully, Mustangs aren’t known for their verticals.

Looks like he slipped the surly bonds of Earth for a bit there

Not entirely. Completely legal in AB, BC, SK. Illegal in the rest of the country, however.

Except in AB, SK and BC where they are allowed.

Chinooks can swim, Apaches cannot

I didn’t know Snowcat had a jetski...

Although the F22 can dogfight very well, it doesn't like to. It typically sneaks up on belligerents, locks all sorts of hurt on them, gets bored, then pads up to them, knocks on their canopy, and politely asks them to rethink their life choices.

I wonder if they will paint a little jeep on the fuselage...

It isn’t the fucking movies. It’s more than just a happy coincidence that “center mass” is where a bunch of vital organs are.

It’s ok, they’ll just fill in the gaps with CGI and the horse’s brother.

• If you witness a hostile act, you will return fire. Those MIGs carry the Exocet anti-ship missile. They can fire that missile from a 100 miles away. Gentlemen, this is the real thing. This is what you’ve been trained for. You are America’s best. Make us proud. Ice... Hollywood, sector two.

Hell, they store the whole car for free, like my 2014 model 3. It’ll be stored for free for several more years.

There is no such thing as a quota for speeding tickets, please stop spreading ignorant misinformation like that. I know this for a fact in Oregon, though I suppose I can't say for other states, but I would be shocked to find any that actually have quotas in place. If they do, then something needs to be done to stop…