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I bet they had him do multiple different versions of the voice for the whole movie and now they're using different trailers to test audience responses to them. Whichever one gets the LEAST internet rage is the version they release.

Imagine being triggered because someone else has a different opinion than you. Oh wait! You don’t have to.

I’ve never been so excited about a dubbed voice. I imagine this becomes one of the most pirated movies in recent times just because of that.

Everything about this movie except Chris Pratt looks charming and whimsical. I can’t wait*!

Funny enough that pipe scene gives me heavy Futurama vibes, when Fry uses one for the first time.

Do you know who does not give a flying fuck about Chris Pratt voicing Mario? My 7- and 10-year-old. Which is why this movie is going to do fine despite all the butthurt 40 somethings who have a hate boner for him.

Nobody likes Pratt, true, but I'm also not a fan of the voice changing from scene to scene!

Crisp Rat stans are weird. Keegan Michael Key is doing Toad’s voice there, and it doesn’t sound anything like his normal voice. That’s because he’s acting!

Goddammit, why is this so charming?

Nope, I still just hear Linda Belcher.

I'm a firm believer that those who are in charge of enforcing the law, rather than getting free rides when they break those laws, should be subject to twice the penalty that normally applies to those crimes.  

Yeah no loss to me that the game is canceled but it put my eyes on the base lore and it was a fun little rabbit hole to go down for an hour. Came to the conclusion it’s basically Made in Abyss but with more 20th century corporate america.

ND mainly for the price, but also because for some strage reason, this is one of the few cars that (to me) doesn’t present well in white, esp. with the black blade and wheels.

The want is strong but I’d stop my bidding at ~$65k.

Exactly - he knew his limitations, and that’s awesome! He realized that he’d have to give up some control over his passion project, and that he can’t do that.
Even if a game was ultimately produced, it would have been a misery for everyone involved.
To me that’s completely fair, if unfortunate for the people who were

So this guy tried for A WEEK, and then gave up? That’s it?

My guess is either the KS cash didn’t rack up as fast as he hoped, or he realized turning this into a viable game worth playing was going to take more money, time, and effort than he was willing to invest.

Oh well. At least he prevented another Mighty No.9

sounds like its for the best.  i’ve tried to work with auteurs like this dude.  it’s a nightmare for everyone.  they can’t give up even the slightest amount of control, make any sort of compromise, and have to have a direct hand in everything even if they have no idea what it means, how to do it, or what it entails. 

I definitely think he made the right call here, so kudos to him for that, and his work on the whole mystery flesh pit thing is really neat, but he seems like a bit of a control freak...

So, in other words, we’re going to get two years of renewed speculation about the mythical Cadillac supercar before it gets released as another Corvette?

Horny Losers is more like it.  Even when I still had my V card, there was no way I’d be paying some random stranger on the internet, to merely stand there and be attractive.  Simps are there to be fleeced and homegirl is making a killing off of these idiots.