When did Piers Morgan become a Top Gear producer?

It can be excused if it was Piers Morgan

Typical Subaru drivers = asshat-bro-douches.

Seriously, the Subaru crowd is probably the worst subgroup in automotive culture. Stickerbombed, hellaflush, and flat billed "illest" hats. Who would have guessed Subaru would have a worse stigma than Honda?

Special instructions for 2008-2010 owners.

My '14 GT is named Lana, because she's black and powerful (Archer).

"I don't give a flying fuck about your car's name"

It's safer for riders and better for traffic yet your tiny little bit of bitchy angst is a counterpoint?

I love when everyone always says that instantly when a cool/complicated wheel design comes up. It is REALLY not that damn hard to clean a wheel, you just have to not be a lazy piece of shit and just sit on your ass for a few mins per wheel. That and spray-on wheel cleaners are so good now they are just about "no…

I wish they'd do inspections in Illinois...at least 20% of the vehicles on the road would disappear because they're not roadworthy.

On what planet did I say they served the same purpose?

So, here's where I disagree and I'm glad you picked out two examples where we do the opposite. This is an issue I care deeply about, having lost someone I loved dearly to a street race (she was innocently driving home from work and was struck by a teenager street racing). I make sure all of our coverage focuses on the…

Sadly, I had to face palm... I showed this to a friend and he asked, "wow he is sitting on the engine? that must get hot quick!"

Get your hands off my loping idle you damn dirty ape commenter!

Solution: rear facing high beams.

Jebus that dudes lucky to be alive...

Well, the barbecues can get pretty rowdy...

*Gets to the top of the mountain, finds an entire Jeep rally already there who's owners are enjoying freedom from eye gouging debt.

So basically...