If anything is to be taken from this story, is the reiteration of the fact that I hate Drake.

Erm, there’s no way the sled goes 200,000mph. That number is the pounds of thrust the rockets deliver.

“lol” replaces periods in sentences to help soften statements

Claire, I hate to do this... but your slander must stop. Velveeta and other cheese products aren’t fake cheese. They’re still cheese but have been processed (usually similarly to your second method) in the factory. Its kind of like saying apple sauce is fake apples; sure it’s not literally an apple, however it’s still…

“The study also looked specifically at marijuana smoking, not edibles or other forms, and it didn’t try to separate the effects of different strains or of CBD versus THC content.”

Reading articles about what taking selfies says about you as a person, though, that makes you a narcissist.

Well, please don’t anyone tell Gwyneth Paltrow about this or she’ll be selling bespoke feces on Goop.

Your article is slightly wrong. What makes cooking infinitely easy is an electric thermometer with a probe that sticks into the roast then feeds out through the door of the oven to the readout outside the oven, that’s programable with temperature alarms.

I’m guessing they went with Dictater after Penispotato didn’t go over so well?

I’ve never seen the show and know very little about it, but my take-away was Matt Damon wants to keep Affirmative Action out of his show, essentially. I agree with him.

For big wood boxes like these, I usually just end up replacing them with car speakers on the cheap. I have several sets of front kickpanel speakers at hand at any given time, due to my friends constantly wanting to replace their crappy cars OEM speakers with nice ones, but then they sell/crash the cars and buy new…

I don't see the point in app launchers. Is it really that hard to click an icon on your dock?