Only jeans I wear (read: can fit into without spending $$$) are DENIZEN 531 Athletic cut, sold @ Target - or opt for more expensive Levis equivalent wherever you can get ‘em.

CrossFit legs for reference.

Having a PCP (Primary Care Physician) is a great idea for everyone, even if all you do it see him/her once a year for an annual checkup.

Couldn’t pay me to play it ;P

I don’t know if you meant this to be funny or were serious, but considering the length you went to, I’ll respond as if you were serious.

lol, i think you watch too much porn, either that or you run in a very weird social circle.  maybe both.  i kept expecting there to be a punchline at the end, but it never came.

Free weights are GREAT! If you’re into machines, sometimes, you have to wait until someone’s done or try to get a set in between someone else’s set. With free weights, if someone has the weight I want, I will typically go one weight of dumbbells lower and increase my reps, or increase the weight and do fewer reps.…

Well luckily for you they are called “esports” and not “sports”

Welcome to America.  You must be new here.

Literally the first paragraph:

It’s grown so unwieldy and just batshit crazy now that...it’s almost intimidating to try.

Jerry Jones watched this country elect his buddy president, so he doesn’t THINK we’re stupid, he KNOWS we (collectively) are stupid enough to believe anything if its being said by a rich enough guy.

This is terrible advice. Debt can be used as a tool, a dangerous tool but a tool none the less. Everything can and should be weighed, but all out avoidance of debt can severely limit you in life.

Maybe his ankles look so small, because the only time you see him is so far away from the objective?

hate to be this bitch but i’m gonna be this bitch

That’s pretty dumb to say.

FTFY. Now you don’t have a clickbait article that is only relevant news to 9% of Americans (and probably a much smaller percentage of Lifehacker readers).

Calm down, snowflake

Stupid sexy Geralt...

Can you really write an article about this kinda thing when your own site is bright white?