Of all the things to make you doubt, THIS is the one that finally did it?

Man, I really have to call BS on your paraphrasing here...the addition of “getting” to 20 minutes of action is putting more into the father’s statement than is there. That addition implies that the father was using “action” as a euphemism for sex, and really portrays his statement worse than it already is. But he…

Man, I was kind of rooting for that bear to just turn and eat her before the video ended. Who the fuck stands around yelling a a goddamn bear?

Fair enough, but it seems a little overwrought unless you have a really big pot of water. It only takes a couple of minutes to bring a small “pot” of water to boil in a microwave, so how much time is this saving? I just put it all in the microwave and heat it up. Then throw it in the pan.