It's going to take an action movie star meditating in field of ninjas before this takes off in the US.

I think there's a pretty good argument for Meta World Peace here. He would seriously f*ck with you if you pissed him off.

I think Flores will be able to sleep tonight. NBA players ranked in order of scariness to have on your case:

Soft like charmin.

My god ... KG the owner would be the greatest thing ever. Imagine the shots of the luxury box whenever the team's getting blown out.

So a major debt-industry player is self-reporting that their business of (possibly) predatory loan origination ISN'T harmful...

those rear seats look awfully tough to get head in..

I'm of the opinion that the only truly bad film is a boring film.

At least the football gods still punish moronic play calling.

Not real familiar with Bruce Wayne's charitable endeavors are you? The first thing that comes to mind is that he's almost singlehandedly rebuilding Gotham in an attempt to stem crime and offer safer, better quality spaces for the city's poor. Not to mention all the research Wayne Enterprises does for clean energy,…

I would usually delete churches everytime I noticed they would pop up.

Ah fuck it. Just drink from the hose again.

I give Cronenberg's opinion a 94% rating!

dude take your ass to the kitchen. You don't know what you're talking about.

Ugh seriously. From here in Minneapolis I have nothing but sympathy for the people of Indianapolis. The last decade has seen not one but TWO stadium bills that managed to override a required referendum on tax hikes for the sake of first Target Field but then the new Metrodome (Mall of America field, barf). Thanks,…

Get rich slowly should scare the hell out of anyone dumb enough to get in the stock market. The market is a rich man's game and the ordinary man should avoid the market like the plague.

for some reason it makes me think of this:

aint no heroin on the moon

JOAKIM!