I think there's a pretty good argument for Meta World Peace here. He would seriously f*ck with you if you pissed him off.

I think Flores will be able to sleep tonight. NBA players ranked in order of scariness to have on your case:

Soft like charmin.

My god ... KG the owner would be the greatest thing ever. Imagine the shots of the luxury box whenever the team's getting blown out.

So a major debt-industry player is self-reporting that their business of (possibly) predatory loan origination ISN'T harmful...

those rear seats look awfully tough to get head in..

At least the football gods still punish moronic play calling.

Not real familiar with Bruce Wayne's charitable endeavors are you? The first thing that comes to mind is that he's almost singlehandedly rebuilding Gotham in an attempt to stem crime and offer safer, better quality spaces for the city's poor. Not to mention all the research Wayne Enterprises does for clean energy,…

I would usually delete churches everytime I noticed they would pop up.

dude take your ass to the kitchen. You don't know what you're talking about.

Ugh seriously. From here in Minneapolis I have nothing but sympathy for the people of Indianapolis. The last decade has seen not one but TWO stadium bills that managed to override a required referendum on tax hikes for the sake of first Target Field but then the new Metrodome (Mall of America field, barf). Thanks,…

Get rich slowly should scare the hell out of anyone dumb enough to get in the stock market. The market is a rich man's game and the ordinary man should avoid the market like the plague.

Oh to be a fly on the wall the next time Kobe and Jordan cross paths...

It is interesting that the people most invested in college football are the ones who didn't even graduate high school.

On paper, it sounds like a good idea to give Lebron the rock. But really you need to cut.

JOAKIM!

The Tupac song is disappointing if you listen to the whole thing and separately from the movie, but in the context of the movie it made me positively giddy.

A multi-player mode without respawns is why my all-time favorite shooter remains SOCOM. Those matches were so incredibly tense and I still remember so many fun moments of stressful and competitive games. It's a feeling that just isn't possible in CoD and other games with respawns, as the value of your life is…

The cool thing is, this also works as a Phish setlist.