Speaking from experience: lifeguarding a birthday party at an indoor pool is the worst way to spend a hangover.

Can we change NeyWatch to Neymageddon? Or anything else?

This was a fantastic read.

A can of cookie dough and beef jerkey before football conditioning

Sadly, is this who we’re going to be looking at in 2045?

No, but his Euro performance is really hard to argue with

Is Guus Hiddink too old these days?

three words keeping him up at night: so. many. meetings.