Hmmm.....doesn’t have to attend Oscars ceremony. Are we sure this is a punishment?

Seems a bit excessive.

Weirdly optimistic of them to think there is still going be an “Oscars” in ten years.

Ezra Miller has come out as an asshole.

Are they gonna have identical male and female leads and you just decide which of their stories you’re going to care about?

Small Town Dexter is almost Joe Pera-like. Of course I say that because I watched them back to back but still.

There’s a line in the movie where someone says, “I need you to do what you did for us in Iraq” and no one treats that as maybe not such a great strategy for engagement. 

That just raises further questions

Basically everyone involved with Mute deserves better than Mute.

How did Ready Player One not make this list?

It’s kind of hilarious how Sicario 2 feels like it was made by someone who didn’t watch Sicario at all

As a big fan of Moon, Mute was probably the most disappointing movie of the year.

For a double bill showcasing the worst of 2018's toxic nostalgia, creative bankruptcy, and fundamental slick shittiness, settle in for Ready Player One and Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom.

For some reason, in my mind, I keep on hearing Morgan Freeman narrate the sexual harassment: “Morgan didn’t realize the way he terrorized women on the set. I don’t know if he wasn’t able to read their reactions or if he just didn’t care.”

Yep. God damnit, God.