"Grizz and Dotcom, you two will pretend to be bouncers."

"I just wanted to see if they were THERE! Not to like, use, or anything. Just to know if they existed. For a friend."

That's what you get.

Well, since we're all bummed about this, let's just talk about how great Mulaney's stand up is!

No, that's too much.
But that would be AWESOME.
But no. Too much.
Or not enough?

"Uh, Mom you just tore up a lunch menu…."
[Toph tears more paper]

Ah yes. The elusive Rashida Jones race!

Right, because AV Club never fawns over a TV show. What's a Community?

God, I know. She was so hot in The Parent Trap. What happened Lindsay??

Oh god, please let this be a real live version of the 30 Rock's Jorkie Jompbitt starring Jenna Maroney.

This does seem like a long drawn-out way of saying, "Summer TV sucks, we miss Breaking Bad" doesn't it?

"Oh, I hear it now. That's on me"

When I saw Rachel in her lingerie, I was like, "Pft, Sarah's boobs are so much better…DAMMIT ITS THE SAME BOOBS."

Yeah, I gathered as much from the crusty socks.

Yup, I'm inside your closet.

Alright. I've been quoting this movie for about an hour. I'm out. You win.

"Yayy I'm a llama again!! …Wait."

"Number two. Look what I can do!" [does hand-stand]

"Now, now, remember guys. From above, the wicked shall receive their just reward."

"And do you want to know something else? I've never liked your spinach puffs. Never!"
"That's it. She's going down."