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No, you’re just demanding that she speak to journalists in the way that satisfies your specific desires, for no better reason than that you think you’re entitled to do so.

Some people have really light flow. I can go without a tampon at night during my period and I don’t wake up with blood anywhere at all, let alone running down my thighs.

Cosigned. That’s the same face I made during a meeting where the meeting leader looked at the detailed list he’d made of problems he perceived and was like “well, I admit I might be a little anal” and some lady over on the side chirped, “anal’s great! i love anal!”

Actually, I was wondering if she’s been having chemical peels. I do a peel every four or five days with some pretty mild stuff, and it does tend to leave the skin looking shiny like this. That could also account for the freckle reduction, maybe...

Awwww, buddy. Looks like you haven’t figured out that believing in the alpha/beta thing marks you as a man to be avoided at all costs.

*Britney

I think you’re wasting your energy... that person saw a typo in the first paragraph, latched onto it like gospel, and disregarded anything else they read. Kinda sad.

You’re right, it IS laid out pretty clearly! I’m glad you agree with the entire point I made.

Where does it say she sends the dick pics to the sender’s loved ones? I thought it was laid out pretty clearly: when dudes send her dick pics, in return she sends the dude a screenshot of his wife or girlfriend’s FB profile page, and if he keeps harrassing her, then she contacts the wife or girlfriend in question.

It’s Jordan. Michael B. Jordan. One O, not two.

i have an ex who looks pretty much exactly like him, including the beard. sometimes i really regret breaking up with him... he was so hot.

yeah, he looks like he’s about to hulk out. not exactly a panty dropper.

Oh wow. Now I’m going to spend all day worrying about the snotty girls I went to high school with looking at my profile and making snap judgements about who I am as an adult because I don’t have my job listed on my profile for security reasons. I mean, I figured they were already judging me because I’m still fat and

I mean, googling “Chris Pratt religion” got me a boatload of links to Christian publications touting his heart for Jesus or whatever, and he’s gotten a lot more vocal about it in the past year. And that googling took all of two seconds, maybe you could try it sometime!

What an uncharitable reading of that comment.

calm down, Shia LeBeouf

Yup. Making fun of diabetes is a great backdoor way of making fun of the groups of people who are more disposed to getting diabetes: fat people, black people, and poor people who don’t have access to adequate healthy foods or health care. It’s pretty shitty. Just like making fun of mental health disorders.

...I mean, you know he was playing a fictional character and he didn’t actually abandon a baby, right? Like, I guess I can understand being skeeved out by the guy’s appreciation of feminism (in that I think that’s fucking stupid but hey, people love to be mad about all kinds of stupid shit, why not be mad that a man