i’m an opera singer and i just watched the video on TMZ and am f*ing insulted

This is just like the Young and the Restless - Victor is always pitting Victoria and Nicholas against one another.

This is a TERRIBLE idea. Not just because the internet exists but because parenting trends and attitudes have shifted. There were still enough latchkey kids when Home Alone first came out that you could suspend disbelief about the unattended eight year old being a matter for social services, but there’s no modern…

Ivanka, Kath definitely wore it better:

Family Matter you say? When you’re accused of cheating your way into college:

You can also tell friends and family as much as you can that you don’t want all pink, stereotypically girly stuff for your daughter, and they will ignore you. And unless you’re going to throw all of those gifts in the trash, that’s what your kid will wear and play with. Considering we probably didn’t buy our daughter…

Evidently she wasn’t old enough to read Time magazine in 1927. I find it fascinating how the arbitrary color-coding of which gender wears which color basically flip-flopped in the span of a couple decades.

Apparently if you don’t pierce their ears when they’re 6 months or put one of those godawful headbands on them, they can’t possibly be a girl.

It’s honestly easier if you just assume that everyone in politics with name recognition is a terrible, terrible person. You’ll be correct, like, 92% of the time. And it has the added benefit of being a bipartisan heuristic, too.

I think he’s more of an appendix, completely useless and unnecessary, but needs to be removed immediately if he becomes a problem.

Pretty sure we’d have a cow.

Spaniels at least try to look like dogs. That thing up top, on the other hand...

In these pictures, it is so painfully clear that she married him for his personality and good looks. 

I love that she thinks it’s just the gloves, when it’s *clearly* her smug-ass expression that sets the whole thing off.

Republican in the front, skinhead in the back.

Il Duce

Hey! I have that at home, on my TBR list!

Dude, you don’t even like women. Go on somewhere else with this.

Eat shit and shut up forever, Pete.

fuck you