Assholes, uh, find a way.

Thanks Ivanka; any chance of convincing your old man to stay out of politics as well?

“I try to stay out of politics.

Trump does what the extremists want and then sends Ivanka out to assure the rest of us that he’s actually pro-environment, pro-gay rights and pro-sanity. It’s just the latest iteration of the very successful long-con the Trump family has succesfully been perpetrating on the American public, trying to be all things to…

“I didn’t talk to Alec because I don’t like Alec”

Kamala did not come to play.

A shitshow for sure, but why wouldn’t he do it? Congress and Senate and the White House staff will not make any move to restrain him, no matter what he is doing. He can’t be charged with a crime as sitting president. And like my very narcissistic, nasty mother, he’s shown that there’s no boundary he won’t smash.…

President Trump has a magnetic personality and exudes positive energy, which is infectious to those around him. He has an unparalleled ability to communicate with people, whether he is speaking to a room of three or an arena of 30,000. He has built great relationships throughout his life and treats everyone with…

They seem to be confused and think they’re in some sort of West Wing LARP situation, or playing in a Fantasy White House Politics league. This is not Model UN, guys. This is Real UN, where you actually have to DO stuff instead of just talking real good about it with your buddies.

I love Streep, and how damn extra she is all the time. Look at those reactions during Keaton’s perfectly fine and serviceable ode. Hilarious. Truly a legend.

I noticed that The Cosby Show reruns are back on some cable channel. They should run episodes back to back with 7th Heaven ones for maximum offense. “Must Turn-0ff TV” or something. Ugh.

Another day, another Comey.

2) May I have the phone number of your prescription pill dealer?

What a fucking a—hole. The man & his administration are incapable of showing a modicum of decency for even a brief moment.

These “America First” people sure do seem to wind up working for wealthy foreign entities a lot.