If he floats we get to burn him, right??
If he floats, he is a witch! So we drown him.
We need to start conducting this witch hunt properly—we’ll throw Trump in a lake and, if he drowns, he’s innocent.
No.
I worked at William Morris in the music department from 2006-2007, and Cosby’s booking agent had no clients other than him. To pretend that Tom didn’t have some idea of what was going on is ridiculous, and it makes me really sad because there were so many young girls like myself that rotated through those offices that…
If I wanted to sleep at an Applebee’s, I would just sleep at an Applebee’s.
Will they offer free continental breakfast with artisan covfefe?
I’ve heard Stevie Wonder also puts on a red costume and patrols the streets of Hell’s Kitchen every night as well. Many people are saying this.
Counterpoint: Hanson, Jonas Brothers, Good Charlotte..
He probably eats mayonnaise on his salads in place of dressing.
Now more than ever:
Forget it, Jake; it’s Floridatown.
Forgive my crudeness, but there are only 2 reasons why Trump nominated Ben Carson as Secretary of Housing and Urban Development.
That gif!!!
Ed Miliband — as dopey and boring as he sometimes comes off — SMOLDERS in person. Like absolutely radiates heat. Like if you were in the press gallery when he walked into Commons, you might have the sudden and uncontrollable urge to throw your panties at him.
Clearly they had different reactions to their father trying to blackmail his sister by hiring a prostitute to seduce her husband and videotaping the encouter.
He probably considers Jared Ivanka’s starter husband, till she comes to he senses and marries a nice nominal Christian billionaire.