Did someone smack her in the lips with it? That’s freaking cruel.

I had a little electric keyboard when I was a kid and taking lessons. I always thought it was fun to play whatever song I learned in the different instruments. The glockenspiel was always my favorite.

Rihanna is living the best life.

I’m gonna have to one-up you there, buddy. #sorrynotsorry

“It takes a village to come up with an African proverb.”

Kate Moseley should play Nancy Kerrigan.

OMG so, I do the government relations on the retail tenant side of things (our retail use involves alcohol=lots of government approvals for everything)! I get dragged to these things to educate our landlords/developers about our entitlement needs and I also do some leasing as well. Wow, what a weird coincidence that…

FOR REAL. I’m a woman in the commercial real estate industry. I’m always shocked at the gender roles when I attend conventions/events and it actually makes me hate going to them. It is some kind of unspoken rule that every man attending has to have an army of inappropriately dressed women at their booth as “helpers”.…

The real question is, are strippers mandatory at the after party? Because that is essentially the function the women were filling, even if they didn’t actually strip.

And yes, the after party is mandatory. That’s what networking is about.

My greatest regret in life is not being Rihanna.

And here is Jordan Schnitzer pictured in his past life.

My kids drank out of the tupperware tumblers that my mother had from when my brother and I were little. My kids were slightly more evolved and did not throw down over the yellow cup with the three circles on the bottom. (We had a yellow cup with two circles, but that one was not as good. I don’t know why.) My Mom had…

I inherited a rectangular tupperware container with lid from my mom that has to be at least 50 years old. I remember it from when I was a kid and I’m 65. It’s still completely intact and usable.

Actually, it’s about ethics in regular journalism.

Women want to go there because as unpleasant as it sounds, those clubs can be unofficial funnels to lucrative jobs after graduation. Whether you call it networking or nepotism, who you know can have a huge impact on your career.

SNL is in an upswing. Always better with more women writers.

No, that’s bullshit. She didn’t have to appropriate specific cultural stories. In writing the original series she didn’t make Jesus and Muhammad wizards, or Imams or Catholic priests or etc etc. Had she done so the screaming would still be going on. She created a mythos and culture for her wizards that was entirely…

Uh, this is pretty much the equivalent of saying that native representation in movies either doesn’t exist or can only be Johnny Depp playing Tonto.

Literally all she had to do was contact Native Americans and ask them. Heck, even collaborate with an NA fantasy writer!

But this isn’t a Latino context, this is the context of a French fashion house basing an entire collection around Argentina and gauchos.