NOPE. Sorry, I love Gal, and she can play literally any other character, but BOND IS BRITISH. End of story.

She can’t help but be intoxicated by Cheetolini’s animal magnetism. *laugh/cry emoji* 

I knew she was destined for great things when she sent out this delusional fever dream as an official WH statement:

Remember this nugget? Very Stamper-esque.

I’m truly sorry for you. It must be exhausting devoting so much energy to being angry and resentful. I see what you are, and it’s my personal policy not to engage with asshole trolls. I don’t have the time for your bullshit. Have a nice life.

LOL, OK. Sorry someone pissed in your cornflakes, or whatever it is that compels you to pick pointless fights with total strangers for no reason. Going through Oprah .gifs has been the highlight of my day though. So thanks for that. ;)

Bless your heart. Duh — of course New Zealand is a first-world country. (Personally, I don’t agree with her on the cellphone thing; that definitely wasn’t my experience.) Why would assume New Zealand is the only place I’ve traveled?

What? I don’t even know what point you’re trying to make. I’m just confirming that NZ is one of the most chill, breathtaking, and bio-diverse places on the planet.

“I am telling you: If you want to expaaand yourself as an individual on the planet Earth, New Zealand’s the place to go. The people are 100 percent present. They are not walking across the street on their cellphones. Every single corner you turn, there is some breathtaking something or other going on: Lakes!…

“I’m so excited to welcome the child my husband had with his side chick (while I was also pregnant btw) into my family as if he were my own!” — Said no woman ever.

Re: Sleepless in Hell

Wow, Kate Hudson with a shaved head is giving off some serious “Brittney 2007" vibes.

Exactly this. The £1.3 million they’ve raised is just a drop in the bucket of what it will cost for treatment, and if it’s successful, the intensive life-support measures he’ll need going forward. I wonder if they’ve really thought through what it will be like to care for this kid without the benefit of the NHS.…

Ms. Perry — and all the women who are forced to interact with Trump, for that matter — would do well to use Bobby as an example:

The “If I don’t qualify my answers you’ll say I’m lying” line he pulled on Kamala Harris.

Sadly this is nothing compared to that time Hope Hicks went full cult-member (yes this is a public statement — to the press):

...Ivanka says that while it’s challenging to be criticized, she is remembering all the factory workers...

I think Kanye West and Barbara Bush have more in common than you’d think. ;)

The Lochte baby has the most “white trash with money” name imaginable.