I ain’t sayin’ he’s a gold digger...

I mean, if you want to simultaneously blind your company and look like a preppy used-care salesman, madras is the thing.

Personally, I’m a big seersucker fan (not to be confused with madras, which is just wrong) so I say to Diane, flaunt it if you got it.

Well, whatever it is, it’s certainly pretty AF.

I have a friend who does campaign work in the Midwest/Mountain States. Apparently shooting a gun at something your opposed to, is the new frightened elderly person when it comes to political ads. God help us all.

Take a deep dive into the archives of Randy Mastro. You won’t be disappointed. Literally anything nefarious in NY-NJ has his fingerprints all the fuck over it, or behind it.

First of all, is that a pen mark to correct a typo? And someone scanned it like that? And sent it to the press without correcting? FFS. My 86 year old work-grandma could do better than that.

Honestly, I can’t be bothered to expend any energy trying to tell these gaping-asshole spawn apart. I’m just gonna call them Thing 1 & Thing 2, interchangeably. (All apologies to Dr. Seuss.)

FIFY.

On the one hand, as someone who’s dealt with difficult and borderline-insane clients, I have some empathy for what his staff must be going through (especially his coms staff, WTF!!). On the other hand, they can all fuck right the fuck off.

See also: Trump Org reneging on their promise to donate proceeds from foreign government/business interests because it’s too hard to keep track.

No worries. Consider the problem solved. Trump has a plan to fix this major vital-infrastructure failure (and all the others throughout the country) by privatizing air traffic control. It may not make sense to us short-sighted commoners, but isn’t that what visionary “disruption” is all about?

I’m so angry I made my first meme. Pictured: A bunch of gaping assholes. #wtfgop #paulryanisagiantdick #republicanssowhite #wheretheladiesat

It was also bad, and we find out that in addition to the word “Mother,” he also capitalizes “Women”:

“I feel like it is a separate — what I call them is, is you’re a ‘host.’ And you know when you enter into a relationship you’re going to be that host and so, you know, if you pre-know that then take all precautions and don’t get pregnant,” he explained.

Mine is the tale of tho public schools, and OK Catholic one. I grew up in a Maine where most towns have their own elementary schools, but have consolidated school districts for high school. My tiny-ass town was just on the cusp of being big enough for its own high school, so it had one, but it was a former mill town…

Is your mind blown yet? Because guess who prosecuted Daddy Kushner, and look where he is now.

Even if Casey Affleck wasn’t a harasser, his win would reinforce the view that the white-male experience is the only kind that matters.  

This girl was in the Metro and I had to ask her if I could take a photo. Her sign made me SO happy. She probably thought I was crazy.