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I read the Elle piece, and I tried to read the R. Crumb piece. I honestly can’t understand how he sold either, and it really pisses me off that the Observer is enabling him. It’s especially frustrating when there are innumerable hard-working freelancers who, given the opportunity to interview fascinating people like

Kirsten, I feel you. 100%. Colin Ferrell is my all time, #1 celebrity crush. The one I would leave my IRL soulmate for. That brogue! Those eyes! The soulful bad-boy attitude. I’ve been gone since first I saw him on Ballykissangle. Even fucking True Detectives Colin Ferrell pierced my heart.

Those outfits, tho. Romy and Michele would approve.

Are you seriously asking why this argument is bs? For starters, the opening analogy w/Perry is invalid and not at all enlightening. Comparing pop to opera is like comparing soccer to badminton. Sure pop and opera are both genres of music, but like soccer and badminton are both sports, they are totally different in

Why does the Democratic Party have superdelegates? Because 1968. Shit was literally on fire, the incumbent bowed out early, Kennedy had just been assassinated, the Party wasn’t keen on McCarthy, and Humphrey never had a chance. The leadership truly felt like it was backed into a corner by the “tyranny of the

Yeah — I went to grad school with a lot of foreign students from mainland China and they all had “American” names. Usually bland-ass American names like “Jennifer” and “Susie” but sometime you got a rando, my fave was “Bingo.” I asked a couple exchange students I did projects with what the deal was, and tsaid that

I’m an English speaking American but I have a Hebrew name which sounds infinitely better pronounced in Hebrew (and Spanish, go figure). And when I lived in a Spanish speaking country I totally gave my name to everyone pronounced the way it should be (like you said, it was just easier to communicate), but I’d feel

Nah. Still very much alive and giving terrible opinions.

I LOVE going to shows and movies alone. People always give me sidelong glances when I say that. But then I ask them if they’ve ever really gone to something alone, on purpose, and it’s shocking to me how many people say “no” or it never occurred to them. Try it! I’ve always been pretty introverted, but I think there

I had hook worms as a kid, like six or seven. I wiped my ass one day and realized that there were little effing worms writhing all over the TP I’d just used, and was so freaked out I just started screaming at the top of lungs. My mom rushed into the bathroom because naturally she thought I was dying, and I definitely

Sorry but personally this feels like a slap in the face and THE WORST FUCKING APRIL FOOLS JOKE EVER. 2021 is a long fucking ways off. What about all of us who are looking to have kids in the next few? We’re still totally screwed. Sure, it’s great for all those who are still in college, but fuck this gradual

It’s on my Spotify playlist and I chair dance with abandon every time it comes around. It’s too bad Li’l Momma didn’t take off, I was really rooting for her.

It’s ridiculous to me, but my dad works at a fancy NE college and scored me a Lululemon 3/4 zip pullover out of the “dump & run” box at the end of the year. It’s nothing to write home about, but it’s a really great shade of purple and perfect for biking in the fall. I wear it all the time. Thank you rich kids for not

I spent Easter in a den of lifetime-D’s turned Trump supporters, aka, my in-laws. Miracle of miracles, I made it out with my sanity intact (barely). But honestly it was one of the most exhausting experiences of my life so far. How can they actually believe Trump will be good for the economy, let alone actually build

When I first saw the pic, I seriously thought the story was going to be about how wrong it is to make up a woman to look as though she just got punched in the face...

Barbara Bush right, wife of Vice-President George Bush, walks with Attorney General Edwin Meese, dressed as the Easter Bunny during the annual Easter Egg Roll on the White House grounds, Monday, April 5, 1988 in Washington.

Why have a school-wide discussion about consent and personal boundaries, when you can just get a scapegoat arrested? (But, this is FL so I imagine teaching kids how to build healthy relationships is probably illegal.)

Right there with you! I’m getting married soon and I keep going back and forth. The job I have is such that my name isn’t really a big deal; I’m not publishing or anything like that. My thing is that my mom didn’t changer her name, and I grew up with that Second-Wave baggage that you have to reject tradition in order

I’ve never really understood the point of the glockenspiel, until right now.