zombiepanda
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Between my shitty commute this a.m. (#thanksMTA), that article about the asshole at Columbia, and this bullshit:

I’m sorry to hear that you’re discouraged — that really sucks, but I also don’t envy you, tbh. I’m also peripherally in real estate (gov’t relations for developers), so I know the type (how do they all manage to achieve the exact, terrible shade of fake tan?); luckily I don’t really have to deal with the shenanigans.

It’s the main reason my SO has a strict 1-hr time limit for corporate events. He works for a commercial real estate company (a sector that rivals any other for antiquated gender roles), and his boss hires scantily-clad “hostesses” for all their corporate events. And it’s not like there aren’t female brokers/support

I was like, oh one kid is one year older so, hand-me-downs. But I feel like you’re probably correct. I drank the “Stars — they’re just like us!” Kool-Aid.

I assume this is the Kardashian version of hand-me-downs. Hand-me-down shaming is NOT OK.

True story: My mom bought a Tupperware juice pitcher in 1981 and it FINALLY gave out last a couple months ago after 35 years of faithful service; cracked right in half when she took it out of the dishwasher. I was actually a little upset when she told me, tbh. It’s one of those things that I absolutely associate with

Fair points all around. Probably not enough to overcome my laziness tho, tbh.

Come on. She literally said nothing about about disbanding them, she was merely answering your question. Women want to join for the same reason men do: connections. But if you’re a woman the situation is essentially, “Oh, you want to joint his club and have equal access to power? SHOW US YOUR TITS!”

As someone who doesn’t have TV and can’t bare to watch SNL anymore, I thoroughly second this. Give Leslie all the platforms!

Except that he wasn’t held accountable in any way that matters. That’s what the suit is about... and she hasn’t won it yet.

Didn’t you know? The official burden of proof for “good guys” accused of rape is now a minimum of five complaints AND corroboration by at at least one man (preferably one with some celebrity). #trustwomen #fuckthesystem

“Y’all so thirsty to get the economy fixed like how the Germans when their goddamn money was depreciating.”

Like the man drowning who prays to god to save him, and then passes up several offers of help waiting for god to show up. He inevitably drowns, and when he gets to heaven god’s like, “Dude! Why didn’t you take any of the help I sent?!”

As someone who’s 33 and just this weekend (finally!) figured out how to fishtail braid my own hair, I’m super impressed.

Imma let you finish, but grandma pizza is the best square pizza of all time. #teamgrandmaslicesforever

Oh, man! This reminds me of when I was about 12 and obsessed with Oregon Trail, LHOTP, and playing “settlers,” and my friends and I found like an entire collection of McClintock Gunne Sax dresses someone had donated at Goodwill. Needless to say we bought them all, and took our dress-up game to the next level. God, if

Barack: It’s going to be SO great, honey. I’ll have plenty of time to go to ALL your games and school events, and maybe I can even drop by for lunch or chaperon a few dances!

*releasing.

Answer: Shame. Whenever Mitt was about to deliver a GOP party line he didn’t actually believe you could see him kinda flinch a little. Almost like his sacred underwear chafed every time he told a lie.

The Dallas Morning News reports that the university and its president, Ken Starr, were silent for two weeks following the report despite student protests and a vigil at Starr’s home.