Personally, I think we should be pushing for all businesses that employ majority wage workers (food service, construction, retail, etc.) be required to maintain secure wage bonds. Nail salons are far from the only sector that exploits workers and participates in wage theft.

Also nothing more American than fighting for your right to exploit others in the name of PROFIT. Indeed, welcome to the American Way (tm).

This is too fun. I’m so excited because I got a real Trump T-shirt from a real Trump supporter who I’m in a constant troll-off with (OK, it’s my FIL, but he’s OK unless we talk about immigration; he will also actually legit listen and debate me). Little does he know... I can’t wait to show him my “Wingnut America”…

I got a real live Trump T-shirt from a real life Trump supporter who I’m in a constant troll-off with (OK, it’s my FIL, but he’s OK unless we talk about immigration; he will also actually legit listen and debate me). Little does he know... I can’t wait to show him my“Wingnut America” Halloween costume.

So, WTF happened to the bleeding, and possible enslaved, woman?

Chill. She’s not saying that attorneys shouldn’t be paid or that their fees aren’t justified. She’s saying it’s odd that there’s really no way to get legally divorced without having to involve a lawyer period, especially when all you need to get married in the first place is just to walk in to a clerk’s office. It…

How do you pronounce Puth? Is it like “puss” with a lisp? Or like “poo” with a -th at the end?

That’s right, America, you are EXCEPTIONAL! Don’t let anyone tell you otherwise! No matter what they say, you can win any argument, settle any score, and best any romantic rival — as long as you’re the one holding the biggest gun.

#TooManyDicks

I’m pretty sure that he’s an Australian sheepdog who saved a faerie godmother from certain death and when she asked him how she could repay him he said, “Make me a human man.”

They have 57 stores in more than 20 cities in the United States, and despite a recent leadership shakeup, continue to expand.

SAME. I’m on Seasonique, and it changed my life. With me it’s PMDD. It’s seriously a Jekyll/Hyde situation. I tried medication but I could never get ahead of it. And then one OBGYN told me I didn’t actually need to endure it, and it was a revelation. (And also like you, I’ve been thinking about an IUD, but I…

...literally SAVING Bolivia, even though—oopsies!!!—she doesn’t speak Spanish!

Caitlyn Jenner identifies as rich, white, famous, Republican, and a trans person. In that order.

You mean the time when I made bell bottoms of my jeans by taking out the side seam at the bottom and putting in fabric panels and thought it was the most creative/amazing thing of all time? Oh, yeah, I remember. (It was bad then, it’s SO BAD now.)

Or like the high-water marks they put on buildings to commemorate really bad floods.

Is anyone else weirded out about the fact that the vast majority of comments on this story are assumptions about this guy’s knowledge of the topic based solely and directly on his appearance?

“She has done her job,” he said. “Just because five Supreme Court judges make a ruling, it’s not a law.” [NYT]

COCO, I FEEL YOU. I also have a “teeny tiny” vagina, and my partner was an 11+ pounder his mom delivered WITHOUT a c-section. I am terrified.

I didn’t see Kingsmen (was it any good?). It exceeded my personal quota for the maximum allowable number of Boomer Actor per film.