Yeah- if it's too hot it gets . . . stringy. And no one wants what looks like mucous threads in their coffee. Put it in at a normal, drinkable temp and then stir like a mo-fo.

So Mr. ZombieNurse and I are kinda kinky and I have, on more than one occasion, made him jerk off into my morning coffee and, yeah, it does make it more "flavoursome" . . . It's not bad actually.

The collective noun is a "grumble."

My old lady pug has no shits to give unless sleeping or eating is involved. Wait, that's all pugs. Nevermind.

I'm a nurse practitioner and I have these private conversations with teens all the time. The just of the talk is: do you feel safe at home? Do you feel safe at school? This is a safe place if there is anything else you want to talk about. If a patient brings up sex or drug use then we talk about it. If a patient…

When I got married, one of my husband's aunts gave us ONE washcloth, with the tag still attached so we would know it was on sale. She got a lovely thank you note, just like everyone elby and we got a great story out of it.