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I agree with your interpretation of everything except that I would argue that this wasn’t a “stand your ground” issue. She was legally covered under FL statute 776.012 (2) defending another to prevent great bodily harm or a forcible felony.

This isn’t a “stand your ground” issue. The woman wasn’t being attacked.

Yeah that’s one interpretation. I tend to agree with Sean MacDonald’s interpretation;

how did the driver assault the rider?

He absolutely should have stayed in his car, he also shouldn’t have driven recklessly in pursuit. But then again, the asshats on the bikes should have driven like maniacs and accosted his vehicle.

Just a note. Zimmerman/Martin was NOT a stand your ground case despite all the talk. If it had been, it NEVER WOULD HAVE GONE TO TRIAL!

Yes. If the engaging party didn’t create a reasonable fear for one’s life, and the engaged party do subsequent to engagement, then yes. Reasonable force is justified. He wasn’t throwing punches or threatening them. By surrounding him, punching him, a reasonable fear of death or severe injury was created and the third…

Make no mistake about it, The BMW driver was in mortal peril by three men in body armour giving him a beatdown. Anyone with a handgun in the vicinity would have had the legal right to shoot them even without them approaching the person holding the gun, or threatening them in any way. No jury in Florida would convict…

That didn’t take long. All hail the Lord and Savior of victimhood, Trayvon. He dindu nuffin.

Well said sir.

“Stand your ground” laws are widely misunderstood. They aren’t some license to kill. All they mean is that your right to self-defense isn’t abridged by a duty to retreat. They place the burden on your attacker, which is exactly where it belongs.

intentionally engages others

Just a reminder folks; you may be a tough mofo but people can and do legally carry guns and a gun is the ultimate equalizer. Looks like this was Florida and that’s a will issue state* and a stand your ground state**. Had one of those riders turned towards her threateningly she could have legally shot and killed him…

This has to top the “Best sports stories written by women in 2016"

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