seems you have...... an axe to grind.

So is Princess Leia now a Disney Princess?

They would have to stop killing each other and cure AIDS for that to happen. If the entire continent could be united that would be something though.

you win all the internets

If you punch him in the face he gets really nauseous and you really don't want to be around when he sneezes...

Who needs eyes anyways...

This.

you forgot step 4: profit!

I was giving guns to spiders before it was cool.

I just came.

The driver probably wouldn't even bother getting away from the truck. A hardwired detonator is much more reliable and it is relatively easy to find someone to martyr themselves (just check craigslist under casual encounters)

"Mr. Policeman, don't you know a clown can get away with murder?"

Here you go

That is some kinky pegging roleplay

I wonder how many people are reading this news from their iPad3?

I bet the whole movie will end up being a dream.

They are when attached to helicopters.

Brings new meaning to blue screen of death.

120 GB ssd = 16GB free

Contagion, but only if you get to play as the virus and first boss battle is with Gwyneth Paltrow.