Agreed-- it’s clearly a choice. Or as Ariana Grande might sing, “Iiiiiissllerleeashhoy.”

OMG. Starred for mumble-pop.

I was never 24, I have been 102 my whole life like YZMA from The Emperor’s New Groove

Personally, I think they’re both gross. Ariana’s very sexy baby look creeps me the fuck out. 

I don’t want to go full Pepe Silvia on this but I’m pretty sure that choosing someone less famous actually worked well in her favor. It had the WTF factor, but his external sleaziness really worked well for her with the youngs. IDK. Tabloids seem to particularly love it when famouses go for non-famouses. Like that…

Team Davidson. He’s just as entitled to talk about the relationship (or not) as she is. He made a funny self-deprecating joke- he didn’t embarrass her and didn’t share anything intimate. 

Where was the punch?  She didn’t punch him at all!  I came here to see Jimmy Fallon get punched (in the face ideally) and I am not satisfied!

Wikipedia keeps a record of all those edits. Centuries from now, historians will comb through them and laugh their asses off.

As of 4pm 10/16/18, the best part of her wikipedia entry:

One must be of a certain age to get this joke.  I am of that age so take your star, sir, and be gone.

October 14: I regret the post and respect everyone’s views & fundamental right to express them.

Was anyone else curious about the unnamed “brother-in-law” that she used as a human shield in her announcement?

It was surprisingly hard to google him because she’s apparently been married 4 times. It turns out that it’s her current husband’s brother who died in a training accident over a decade before she met her…

I don’t know. She did sing “Gymnasts, Trampolines and Thieves"

If I could turn back time...

The Keystone Cops laugh at the incompetency of USAG.  The Washington Generals can’t believe this shit.  Daniel Snyder just felt better about himself.

If only Mary could turn back time, and not have posted the tweet, accepted the job, or become a horrible person who is sort of stupid for being unable to see the point of Kaepernick’s protest.

Cher would never have done this. 

Just wait for the day Big Johnson comes back

The HFR x LeBron 16 is the first LeBron made exclusively for women

I hope the title of Avengers 4 is just Avengers 4. It would be hilariously anticlimactic.