Fuck it, I’m gonna to be extra petty, because I’m just sooooo angry with the lot of them: she looks like someone microwaved a Barbie doll. The plastic surgery she had when she was younger still wasn’t enough to do away with those Trumpian features. All of the older Trump kids look like their faces are slowly melting…

Has Jeff Goldblum become a parody of himself, like John Malkovich?  Either way, that sounds like something I’d watch!

I’d watch Goldblum describe paint drying for two hours.

I am 100% in. 

like an alien learning about being human and the earth.

Can I get a show featuring Nicolas Cage reacting to Jeff Goldblum being fascinated by things?

I was lucky enough to interview Goldblum for 10 minutes or so earlier this year, and he’s exactly how you’d expect. Hell, seemed fascinated by my own boring life, had to keep reminding him that I was doing the interview not him.

I wish they could get away with titling it “Life Finds A Way.”

It probably doesn’t cost as much as you think to get him to do that. He’ll even do it with his shirt open ala Jurassic Park for no extra.

I love the fascination of him being facinated like an alien learning about being human and the earth.

Came to say they should have hired David Duchovny to play Jeff Goldblum being fascinated by things, but Jeff Goldblum seems to have that covered.

Jeff Goldblum always talks as if he's really David Duchovny playing Jeff Goldblum on Celebrity Jeopardy.

My favorite on Will Ferrell’s Harry Caray is when one of the actors in the skit said “haven’t you been dead for six months?” I laughed for two minutes straight after that line.

When it’s Jeff Goldblum who is that actor, I would think many, many people will care what he’s professionally fascinated by, regardless of its specific meaning.

I will definitely watch this.

I know it’s a cliché, but I actually would listen to Jeff Goldblum read a phonebook (if you don’t know what that is, than get off my lawn!).

I’d subscribe to Hulu or Netflix or whatever it’s on just for that.