I love stories like this. I’d like to see a roll up of every single Jez comment story about some horrible interaction with a celebrity.

Rob Lowe always comes off in his roles like a genuinely sweet and lovely guy - esp. West Wing and Parks in Rec, but then I hear such awful things about him as a person.

I was hoping Rami Malek would win, but I shall settle for Rob Lowe losing.

But we do. We want people who are well-known and respected to highlight this issue for the rest of us. Does she make more money than I do? Yes, she makes ridiculous money compared to me. I say, go get your money, girl. Go get money comparable to men in your field. But speak up for the rest of us, too. They might hear…

That Hemsworth story reminds me of when Harry Connick was guest judging on “Hey, Hey, it’s Saturday” in Australia like five years ago. The act he and the other judges had to score was a blackface troupe doing the Jackson Five (quite poorly). Connick is disgusted, gives them a zero and tries to both firmly and…

I could have eaten that bacon! Extra crispy just south of burned, on a BLT romane lettuce and Roma tomatos. Buttermilk bread toasted on one side. I like a little chipotle mayo for spice but only a slight amount. Some sweet potato fries on the side would be nice.

That anti-Islamic people continue to think that bacon is to Muslims as kryptonite is to Superman is so hilarious.

Yes, but George, when you ruin your children, sometimes the state has to take them away from you for their own welfare.

Damn right. Give me a Roomba with a cat on it. Picks up lint and the kitty gets to glide.

Carrie Fisher is so badass I love her so much. And these tweets make me love her more.

No matter how shitty the film is the property has enough fanboys to gurantee a profit. Star Wars fanatics hated the prequels but they saw each one at least 8 times in the theater just to make sure

When I started reading this story I was on the toilet, but I found it so raw and edgy that I fell off the toilet and shit myself. Then, laying on the floor in a puddle of Christmas shit, I took a selfie. I then made that shit selfie the wallpaper on my phone and computer. Cuz I'm twisted and dark, just like Jared Leto.

“I do wrinkle my nose at thee, Sir.”

Is it just me or does anyone else gag at overly descriptive writing? Like when a writer thinks the more adjectives they cram into a paragraph the better. It just comes off as so obnoxiously snotty. I have a friend who is a “writer” and keeps a culinary blog of sorts and I want to read it (I love reading food blogs)…

Considering how that crowd rolls, kid's gonna have to make due with prayers.

Home for the holidays in 2009. Have recently completed my first college hookup. Am feeling accomplished and worldly. Decide to actually go to “the channel” aka a creek 20 min away from our hometown where my classmates drank in high school while I read and googled Expedia fares.

This is going to piss off so many people. Oh God! It’s beautiful.

I know we are all probably still traumatized by the Lindsey Lohan biopic, but I would watch the ever-loving hell out of Dallas Buyers Club 2: White Diamonds.