My loans are older, and they predate a lot of the income-based repayment options. (The positive there is that they also came with much more reasonable interest rates.)

As the balance gets closer and closer to zero, making payments has become more gleeful than chore-like.

The role that killed him (and a shit-ton of other people)!

My favorite example; John Wayne as Genghis Kahn.

About time Hollywood started to get “paranoid” about this. How many roles in the history of Hollywood cinema have been whitewashed?

“Gamergate is NOT about hating on women! Now stop bullying me, you fucking cunt!” Mmmm-hm.

I know that ‘ham planet’ is an awful term used to be shitty towards fat people but now I am mostly just thinking about how wonderful and delicious a planet full of ham would be. Sort that shit out, NASA.

Copied from my post on Gawker, since the entire Gawker empire is now following Biddle’s “I can’t get a job for Conde Nast, so I’ll attack their most-read property” weird crusade (that would deprive Gawker of a good lot of content if they had their way).

So much outrage over a site you can access for free and are not obligated to use at all.

Yo, kids! FUCK YOU!

This is a publicity stunt.

Most boring feud ever.

I don’t understand why this is a one star review. Doesn’t dinosaur with a saddle immediately propel it to 5 stars?

When I walk the dog around the block in 98 degrees + 90% humidity in August and lose 5 lbs of water weight in 15 minutes, if I don’t come home to a walk-in freezer, Imma murder someone.

I live in Georgia. Get the fuck away from me with your “ceiling fans”.

Air conditioning is the greatest gift Jesus ever gave us. I’d be a fool not to wallow in it until my nips are nice and stiff.

Yeah it’s called Entourage

this is actually a great oppportunity for me to go back and psychologically unpack my gigantic ginormous crush on this guy:

Just tell them they’re not that attractive and you don’t know who let them talk. Maybe if they were hotter you would listen to their opinions.

And of course I heard someone say “She’s not even that attractive and she’s not funny. I don’t know who let her be on tv. Maybe if she was hotter I would watch her show”