Jan. 1 2002

She is fucking gorgeous, and I love her septum piercing hardcorely.

That bone structure...

Why isn’t Mike Tyson as reviled as Floyd Mayweather?

I’m sorry, but this is actually ridiculous. Nude runs are a weird ass (pun intended) thing that colleges (and cities-naked bike run etc) have done forever. Let’s stop treating the human body like this dirty thing we have to control at all times.

So far from right that you’d need a rocket to get there?

If you walk without rhythm it won’t attract the worm.

You know nothing Space Jon Snow.

My mom uses mayonnaise - avocados and mayonnaise. What’s particularly odd about it is that I grew up in California and she and my dad were aficionados of authentic mexican food.

Avocados are magic.

No wonder their guacamole is so damned lame. Proper guacamole needs a FUCK TON of lime juice, and a similar FUCK TON of cilantro (haters to the left). Also sea salt, finely diced grape tomatoes, and a hefty dose of cumin (powder, not whole seeds).

Hmm perhaps. I know the female clones are the focus of the show, but I want to see the male clones being seen as equal to the female ones, like bizarro clones of sorts. I guess we’ll have to wait and see what the show ends up doing with them.

Up until this week, I thought they were looking for the computer files that detailed the original genomes for the clones, something that they thought was destroyed in the lab fire until Dr. Duncan turned up.

Possibly. I believe there is a quick shot of Mark with some sort of head injury in the next time trailer. It looked like he was grazed with the bullet though, and we did only hear one shot.

The male clones were raised to be soldiers. Kinda makes them disposable by definition, doesn’t it?

Ok, I laughed. This is a mashup of Avengers and Unbreakable Kimmie Schmidt (which is a fucking hilarious show, I might add).

Setting aside the Marvel debates for a moment, can we agree that Scarlet’s hammy acting in this skit is hilarious?

Did we think that Iron Man was less of a movie because of Stark’s involvement with Potts? Did we think that Captain America was weaker because of his longing for Carter? Did we think that Agent Carter was weaker because of her longing for Rodgers? Shall I keep going? Melinda May, Skye, Bobbi Morse, Jemma Simmons...…

This is ridiculous. I mean, it’s not like Hollywood would ever make a CATWOMAN movie that’s all about evil cosmetics, or an ELEKTRA film where she spends the whole movie babysitting.

Oh, wait . . ..