Oh! This isn’t like a break up story but I stopped hanging out with my bff because he was into me like that and became pretty possessive.

This was during the “pack your shit and get THE FUCK OUT OF HERE” part, but he was threatening to kill himself.

They Conservative Right already thinks we’re a bunch of Satanist baby killers anyway so might as well give ‘em a show.

I was a lunchroom volunteer when my kids were in elementary school. My husband and I packed their lunches everyday and I was so careful in choosing a piece of fruit that they liked and was in perfect condition. I was shocked at how many beautiful apples, bananas and oranges were tossed in the lunchroom trash every…

The only crime I see here is the vertical video.

Are we in agreement that he’s got the best wig game?

Secrets? That explains the hideous rug.

I nearly choked on my drink. Bravo!

I was laughing so loudly that it startled my daughter and she started to cry.

Embarrassing past roles and you chose The Phantom of Opera? Charles Dance is the prison doctor/Ellen Ripley love interest in Alien 3:

I know him as Gaius Julius Caesar, from the Rome TV series.

He chose...poorly.

I prefer his role in Penelope to Elf.

Other people have mentioned them in the comments, and they’re easy to look up yourself. He got into a fight with Clooney on Three Kings, which included Russell head-butting Clooney and Clooney choking Russell.

“Hey Amy, I’ve got this new film I’m working on with, of course, Jennifer Lawrence, and I was just wondering....”

I would hope many anti-death penalty folks would be concerned with humane execution too, in places where they can’t prevent it from happening.

Waiting at the airport for a flight. There’s a line of about 10 people at the counter that were delayed from an earlier flight. Some dude pushes past the line and screams at the desk agent that, “(He) has to be on this flight! And it has to be first class!” Agent tells him that she can help him but he need to wait in…

I get that, and I figured the same thing, but also, like...make a phone call. Explain the reasons. Don’t make a list of demands in a formal, creepy email. Just be like “Aunt Ellen, I get it, you love buying the kid stuff, because its adorable, and he is adorable. We live in a two bedroom apartment though, so could you…