I saw it as both white and gold and blue and black at various times. Mr I said it was blue and orange. We just shrugged and went on with our lives.

I dunno... maybe she just shouldn't have swallowed that IUD in the first place.

The whole issue is such bullshit anyway. Giuliana wasn't insulting her beautiful black woman's hair. She was insulting her WIG, for the love of G-d! I could have been wearing it instead of Zendaya, and I'm as white as they come. The remark was a lame attempt at being witty, she apologized, and it should be over. …

Evil Russians, ranked:

Ummm... the tone of this article was really flippant. I'd love to see some more well-thought out posts about ISIS, how they view/treat women and children, and why/how these girls may have been convinced to leave their (comfortable?) lives and travel to a war zone. I know Jez isn't the NYT, but I think you guys could…

when was he EVER funny? Endearing, sure. Maybe. Funny though? Compared to Richard Pryor? Nah.

I was 8 years old when I went into my parent's bedroom one morning while my parents were still asleep and saw my Dad had a boner. I totally freaked out, woke my Mom up by dragging her out of the bed, and called 911 because I thought it was a chestburster from Aliens.

5. George W. Bush

Thin Mints are gross.

Am I alone in liking the before pics more?

Fuuuuuck

This is the only portrait of Anne Boleyn that need exist.

Can I just say that I love Anne Boleyn? I follow "her" on twitter (an actor who plays her in reenactments) and she posted this news a few days ago. Very interesting.

I think you mean "my weiner of an ex."

Eskimo brothers.

Wow, the comments here are so bad. Where do guys get the idea that 1. marriage proposal will win an ex back and 2. that would in any way make the proposer's life better?

I miss Phil Hartman so much. I also miss Chris Farley. Both their deaths make me sad, for different reasons.

I am a comedy nerd, and I have been watching SNL since its inception when I'd be left home alone on Saturday nights to babysit my brother while my parents did whatever dinner and dancing parents did in the 70s. And I have to say ... every season and every cast is different, and I can find something I adore about every…