I saw it as both white and gold and blue and black at various times. Mr I said it was blue and orange. We just shrugged and went on with our lives.

This sounds like something Dan Aykroyd would sell on SNL.

Damn I really want to befriend some crows now.

Generally with remakes I try not to get too bothered by them. I view it as a totally different movie and hope they'll try something neat/different.

Obligatory response post:

I dunno... maybe she just shouldn't have swallowed that IUD in the first place.

Looks like he tried out for Mel Brook's "Men in Tights"!

Yes! YES SOMEONE DID!

The whole issue is such bullshit anyway. Giuliana wasn't insulting her beautiful black woman's hair. She was insulting her WIG, for the love of G-d! I could have been wearing it instead of Zendaya, and I'm as white as they come. The remark was a lame attempt at being witty, she apologized, and it should be over. …

Im a not nervous about the switch offed Caroline. She's been set up as one of the sweetest nicest characters. If she does go really dark with this, and then inevitably is switched on again, how is she going to deal with it. I'm not sure I'm ready tomlpose the one "good guy" vampire this show has. But maybe that's…

Without a doubt and it's a shame it has not.

Oh, hell no. Black Sails is awful and a boob show. Boney and Reed would slaughter all those involved in the making of that show. But then non of us should be surprised considering it was produced by Michael Bay.

Evil Russians, ranked:

Ummm... the tone of this article was really flippant. I'd love to see some more well-thought out posts about ISIS, how they view/treat women and children, and why/how these girls may have been convinced to leave their (comfortable?) lives and travel to a war zone. I know Jez isn't the NYT, but I think you guys could…

when was he EVER funny? Endearing, sure. Maybe. Funny though? Compared to Richard Pryor? Nah.

My main problem watching this episode was thinking Cole was having too easy a time. He luckily landed in an alternate timeline where the leader of West VII is Ramse, Doc Jones is alive and the time machine is intact. Aaron has conveniently seen the cover sheet for Operation Troy so he's willing to at least accept…