Don't launder grant money, don't kill anyone, and don't fuck the students. That's what I was told was necessary to keep your job once you've got tenure.

Now in Gif Form

My mom did this to me when I was in the 1st grade to punish me for writing that I hated a girl who was being really mean to me. Then she called the school to make sure that they made me take off the hat I wore the next day. I went from having long blonde hair (which I liked to put up in a bun) to having hair about an…

It's a form of punishment that works best on your slutty teenager.

Get off my lawn!

Who even wants to have sex with someone who's unconscious? I can't even get off without my partner loudly pretending to be amazed at the size of my penis.

I don't mean to brag, but I don't have to have sex with unconscious people to have sex.

"Are movies like the Disney smash-hit about an ice queen and her sister empowering our girls by turning our men into fools and villains?"

men's stupidity is a trope that is absolutely played up in hollywood.

Whelp, looks like I only have 64 days to train before this marathon. Better get into shape.

It's crazy to me that Lenny Kravitz is old enough for his daughter to have dated Michael Fassbender, like, a few years ago.

You see, SHIELD? I TOLD YOU that Dethlok outfit was lame! ABC getting outclassed by the CW? LOLOLOLOL!

I think that's fine.

Twilight vampires are kinda bullshit, and not just because bashing on them is cliché. They don't do well by vampire lore, amd don't deserve a spot at the table.

When will the media understand that George married way the fuck up and that he is Amal's trophy husband???

ETA: I can't even imagine what it's like for her to go to those Hollywood award shows with George, knowing the calibre of class she is accustomed too. She looked annoyed and out of place in every shot of them I…

It seems like the series is going to veer away from the books at this point, and I'm totally fine with that, since A Dance With Dragons felt like the story falling off the rails. I'm still interested where the books go, but I'm equally interested where the series goes, and I don't really mind it going somewhere…

Drax vs Gregor Clegane. A Marvel/GRRM Presentation.

It's a snake with a necklace in its maw. A threat, perhaps, from the Martells re: Myrcella.

I think he lost his oars...

I just know that I had an indecent shipgasm when Brienne's quote about love was punctuated with Jaime's face.