He was definitely the creepiest vampire in "Lost Boys."

My Bengal does that to whenever we get a nice dry snow which doesn't happen often in Seattle.

Mothers, Don't Let Your Sons Grow Up To Be Assholes

I'm confused. Parents are reviled because they don't discipline their kids. They're reviled if they punish them. (You can't spank them!)

One more for the haters:

"Mighty oaks from little acorns grow."

Poor Ziggy.

In my day it was only a quarter. Inflation.

It's frustrating to see people criticizing all Muslims after a tragedy like this when just yesterday we had another shooting spree in the U.S. And so many before it. Yet they wouldn't possibly demand the U.S. government, NRA, Christians, etc. do something about what is clearly a national problem.

What more do you need?

I'VE BEEN WAITING ALL WEEK TO DO THIS:

This is always the best, imo.

So gross, but so funny. Kind of reminds me of the movie "Waiting"

Oh man, I'm so ready. I'm so ready to illegally download this...um, I mean wait until it's released in the U.S. on Netflix, Tuesday night.

Yep. I'm ok with this.

Fuck it, we're starting a Male Ass Appreciation Thread.

Bonus points for the excellent and vivid verb "waggle." I really can't imagine anything BUT a penis with that, honestly.