SERIOUSLY. WHY DOESN'T *EVERYBODY* UNDERSTAND WHAT A DUMB IDEA IT IS TO FUCK WITH THE PERSON PREPARING YOUR GODDAMNED FOOD? CHRIST ON A UNICYCLE, ISN'T THIS JUST COMMON GODDAMNED FUCKING SENSE???

Now I'm just going to be a random jackass to my waitstaff.

WHERE IS HIS CROWN.

Norwegian Forest Kitties!

"I woke up like dis"

It's actually about ethics in video game journalism.

I'm a Christian, but for me Christmas is mostly about showing off my turkey-roasting skills and wearing matching PJs with my mom. Besides, I'm pretty sure I read one time that Jesus was most likely born around April.

I read the book thinking it was going to be funny-bad, and came away utterly horrified by a totally unsexy depiction of an abusive relationship. You should probably get drunk in whatever romance trainwreck Katherine Heigl is starring in at Valentimes.

why does he dress like The Unabomber when he goes for a run?

I hate-watch this show so hard. It's so ridiculous, the legal work is just...wrong and the idea of a first year law student missing torts to work for a small law practice for what I assume is unpaid....I just can't. But I also can't stop watching. Damn you Shonda. Damn. You.

That is the best thing I've ever seen in my life.

At some point Tina stopped aging. I don't get it.

"I better hurry and tell all the ladies in the world what my penis thinks of them, so they can base their self-worth around it! You're welcome, ladies."

DISSENTING OPINION: I remain convinced Gaston is one of those dudes with a tragically enormous dick, who thinks that his huge schlong means he has to do zero work in the sack. He just bumps your cervix for five minutes then rolls over and congratulates himself for being such a superior cocksman.

Well, to view it consensually you would have to click on a descriptive link first. Given that's not how the comments works, I'd say that's a no.

I want to know how awkward this conversation got when someone brought up that the hottest disney dude is actually Robin Hood.

I want to go to there.

Anybody who thinks it's hypocritical for us to hate rape and like sex isn't very good at thinking.

Finally, a Disney Princess post I give a damn about.

No one's slick as Gaston