"...PBS and co-producers at WNED Buffalo 'believed that the show was no longer the best way to teach kids reading skills.'"

I'm a straight woman who feels like no one's attracted to me. I "peaked" over ten years ago according to men. At least men don't depreciate like fucking cars. Whyyyy do men think women are never lonely, rejected, ignored?! Is it because the "dime pieces" are literally the only ones on your radars?

Hate to see these guys headed in the wrong direction.

So tell us more! Did it hurt? Is it on one of your front teeth or is it hidden in the back?

"An anonymous dude is very upset that, after he maneuvered his "big girl" girlfriend into an open relationship so he could score with mad babes, she's getting loads more dates than him."

Cats! They're just like us!

I think we all need to see this amazing picture. Your kid sounds awesome!

IT IS MAY, THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE.

How is a hand made drawing a consumer act? Jarvis would have been all for that.

I guess I should consider myself lucky that I've never run across someone that feels the need to talk shit on mother's day. I have quite the opposite problem: everyone ever feels the need to publicly state how their mother IS THE BEST MOTHER EVER and could never do no wrong and the only reason they are who they are…

The jar is massive. I'm pretty sure I can put my whole fist in it.

Oh god, yes! I feel like I should get this sermon tattooed somewhere on my body so I never forget it. Maybe I'll just bookmark it .

Here is an example of a bad tattoo.

*nope

GOP is starting their bi-annual "make horrifically monstrous statements in public..."

And there we have the song of the night...

Jesus. They look like something a Kardashian robot threw up.