My advice for number one: Just respond with "I guess I'm just not as insecure as you are."

My ideal spin-off is an Arya Stark and Sandor Clegane buddy cop comedy where they reunite & travel throughout Westoros fighting crime.

With a little time and effort, this unfortunate image could have been unnoticeably fixed.

I think you mean armpit spears. To be used against rapists.

OH GOD HER CROTCH HAS TURNED INTO A BLACK HOLE OH GOD RUN FOR YOUR LIVES

Leto has a reputation for being sleazy around very young women. There are absolutely male stars who date people to conceal their sexuality, but they usually go for more "appropriate" beards. Leto's bi, at most, and I'm skeptical about even that given that its from Datalounge.

I hadn't seen datalounge before. OMG I have fallen down a rabbit hole.

They made a Lego for Vegan Black Metal Chef!?

I need this lego man in my life.

Complaining about "phonies"...Holden is that you?

You sound like a nepster (a nerd hipster).

Somewhere in Norway there is a metalhead in corpse paint standing in a forest crying tears of blood.

Am I the only person in the world who gives absolutely no shits about this game?

Looks like their sweet dreams of trademarking that word...were crushed. If they keep trying, though, they'll probably hit a payday now and later.

British guy here and not that I'm defending him, I'm sure he was an assclown but I did once go on a date with a woman who spent the entire time talking about my uncircumcised penis (which she hadn't seen). Being 18 at the time, at first I thought it was awesome, it rapidly got weird, then creepy, then a little scary.…

I thought it would be this:

That high-waisted jeans trend you guys were talking about a few days ago can't come soon enough.

I was hoping someone was going to say this. Plus they both have AMAZEBALLS soundtracks.

I feel like Singles is the more mature sibling of Reality Bites with the added bonus of dreamy, dorky Campbell Scott.

I've never seen this movie (I have no excuse for this) but this Troy guy sounds like the kind of shit boyfriend/hook-up that someone would post about in GroupThink and a bunch of us would try to carefully write sensitive replies with the subtext of "BUT SERIOUSLY, HE IS A DICK AND YOU CAN DO BETTER. OH MY GOD, WHAT…