Hello. I’m captain obvious. Captain obvious says that they were coming here for a mother-fucking contest.

My dad is an alcoholic. (Sober 25+ years.)

Yeah, I haven’t had the pleasure of seeing those YouTube videos. I can only imagine these fuckers are like the Red Pill mothership calling the assholes home.

“Uhhh, what are you doing with that there man-GM screen, little lady!”

“But honey, you can just be a cleric. Stand there and heal people!”

Great hells. WTF...

As a woman who games regularly and has since the 80s, I still marvel at gaming conventions where young men and older men will literally stare, dumbly, at female RPG gamers. Some even go so far as to say, “Uhhh, I didn’t know girls played these games.”

Mmmmmm grizzly mama bullshit!

Right: OMG OMG STATE RIGHTS are important!

I loved The Good Wife, but fuck this pay shit straight up someone’s ass.

Is that a dick or what?

I totally have a dirty old cougar crush on Felix.

Spot on. As a woman, I give no fucks about how many women are shoe-horned into the show.

Same here.... my mother-in-law passed away from ovarian cancer and they thought (even back in 2002) that it might be connected to talcum ingredients.

She needs to get rid of the fucking middle school tooch-bootch bullshit cutesy lingo.

Even Columbine survivors can be assholes.

WTF, his hair is the best. I bet he has an 8-pack too.

She has a point. The Academy has a pool to nominate from here. If so few films are being made that include people of color, then what the fuck?

He looks like he’s sporting a really veiny, reddish-pink dong. I just don’t think so...

I definitely had an emotional moment when I heard the heartbeat at 6 weeks. It was very profound.